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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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 'Bobby, My Man!'

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Donald Rumsfeld
43 Jokes

On top of everything else, Robert Gates took Rumsfeld's best friend too.

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 Donald Whos-feld?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: News  


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 I Still Get Visiting Rights

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

"Every other Wednesday I can stop by the house and see the money."

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 Katherine Harris

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Not one to heed a warning, Katherine Harris didn't watch her step, tripped and impaled herself.

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 Tim Mahoney Goes Door-to-Door

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

"Granted, I should have started yesterday, but I just need a hundred-thousand more supporters and I can win this thing."

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 This Guy's Crazy With VOTE Fever!

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Election
525 Jokes  20 Videos

Rodney was the cat's pajamas at the retirement community.

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 These Votes Don't Count

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Election
525 Jokes  20 Videos


That's right, I said it.

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 Secrets of Washington

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Washington
373 Jokes  7 Videos

Bush dove in every night trying to get into the Capital Building.

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 Britney and Kevin Split

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Britney Spears
191 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney Spears has filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences." When he heard the news, Kevin Federline said, "Irreco-whatacle?"


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 Save the Cheerleader...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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George Bush
653 Jokes  17 Videos


In a bold move to save the world, President Bush saved actress Hayden Panettiere from her trailor on the set of Heros exclaiming, "That was a close one."

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