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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Crime Stoppers

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 28, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Cop

1357 Jokes  15 Videos

More women in the UK are choosing to have abortions. "Man, I really wanted a family," said no one.

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Hot in Herr

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 28, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Ohio

172 Jokes  1 Videos

In Ohio, a womam was arrested for murdering her baby by putting it in a microwave.
Gerber later recalled ten thousand Microwave Cribs.

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Accomplished, Not Complete

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 28, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

In a recent speech, President Bush said, "I'm not going to pull our troops off the battlefield before the mission is complete."

But I thought...but didn't he...


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Einstein Invented the Atom bomb

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 25, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos


"Without you, I'd have had to make up another reason to invade Iraq."

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The Micheal Richard's blog

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 25, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


Man, that Seal is one lucky n*gger.


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Flyer the Turkey was pardoned

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 25, 2006
Category: News  


"Tee-hee."

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Senile Ford Mistook Jr. for Sr.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Automaker

219 Jokes  8 Videos

"Your son's an idiot."


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"That car was the bomb!"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


Really. That car was a bomb.

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'I'm looking for Jesus.'

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Religion

1037 Jokes  30 Videos

"Has anybody seen Jesus?"


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Two Man Enter, One Man Leave

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


"Look around, there is obviously not enough room here for the both of you."

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