Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."

"You're crushing my hand, darling."

Completely clear glasses show how bright the future is expected to be.

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor touched but are felt in the heart."

Tell that to the baby with its heart outside its chest. I bet it feels a lot of things with it's heart, like the wind.

NASA has plans to construct a base on the moon. They refuse to give an exact price for the project, only saying that it may cost as much as three Katrinas in money and tragedy.

Newt Gingrich cautioned those who stand up for freedom of speech by saying we need to reexamine it. I agree. Can we shut this guy up?

Jimmy Carter said Iraq is one of the "greatest blunders that American presidents have ever made." Take that Democrats, Carter admitted that Bush is the greatest.

Within the next 25 years, AIDS will be the third leading cause of death. Number one will be the war in Iraq.

A US district judge has said that paper money is unfair to blind. He then said that talking is unfair to the def.