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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Plane Mad

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos


Every time Jim smiled for a picture,
the airplane would sneak its fuselage in.

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Twenty Seconds Later...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!


The leash was empty.

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I Don't Know Who to Feel More Sorry For

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The miners... or this lady when she sees her picture.


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Throwing Caution to the Wind

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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Darth Virgin

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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Women are Scarce in Ahmedabad...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!


That's where 'Shepherd the Pimp' and his goats come in.

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A Bullet Pass to Darrent Williams

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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Death by Finger in Light Socket

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Dec 29, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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Animator Dies

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Doctor

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Legendary animator William Hanna died at the age of 95 today. His doctor described Hanna as "yabba dabba dead."

 


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World's Tallest Ching Chong

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2006
Category: News  


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