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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Iraqi Future

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 16, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Iraqi Future"Nothing up my sleeves, not even an exit strategy."

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Valentine Back Up Plan.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 14, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Valentine's Day

33 Jokes  2 Videos

Valentine Back Up Plan."What?! You don't love me? BAM! Right in the fuckin' head."

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"Dang Girl! Yo' Chocolate!"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  


"Let me holla at you for a second."

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Say Cheese!

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  


"What?! It has Cheese?!"

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Global Warming Melts Polar Bears

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  
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Global Warming

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!


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Betty's Bitches

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

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"Um, Excuse Me, Mr. President...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Remember when you told me to tell you when you're sitting like a girl? You're doing it right now."


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Where Can I Hang This?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: News  


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You Be the Judge.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Unemployment

118 Jokes  1 Videos



A) Unemployment Line

B) Lunchtime at KFC

C) James Brown Funeral



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