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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Celebrating the Skywalk at the Grand Canyon

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 7, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Celebrating the Skywalk at the Grand CanyonPuff, puff, pass, nukka.

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Keep the Towels...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Keep the Towels..."...as a matter of fact, keep the whole bike."

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From the Democratic Party to Bachelorette Parties

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 3, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

265 Jokes  8 Videos

From the Democratic Party to Bachelorette PartiesAnd the one dollar bills did flow.

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He Gets More Done By 9am.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 1, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

He Gets More Done By 9am.Than most kindergarteners do all day.

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You're cute now...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 1, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

You're cute now..."...But in one year, I'll chew your face."

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He Was A Peaceful Man

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 28, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

He Was A Peaceful ManBut sometimes, just sometimes, Musad gave into his inner Muslim.

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Al Gore Creeped Everyone Out

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Al Gore

58 Jokes

Al Gore Creeped Everyone OutWhen he dislocated his right shoulder to pat himself on the back.

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"I'd like to thank the Academy and Beyonce..."

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Jennifer Hudson

6 Jokes

"...without her, nobody would be in my shadow."

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This Week on "Temptation Boat"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

This Week on After three months at sea, the captain has trouble dealing with what's right and so very, very wrong.

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Mr. President, Let's Play Name That Flag!

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Feb 20, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Mr. President, Let's Play Name That Flag!"One out of Thirteen ain't bad."

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