A 75 year old Warren Buffett is giving most of his $44 billion dollar fortune to different charities.  It will take a while as the old man insists on handing it out in quarters.

Sen. Arlen Specter says Bush may change the eavesdropping law.  Although he can't confirm it because he has to pretend he wasn't listening.

In a speech at a college in Omaha, Bush said, "in a month I'm turning 60."  Then as nobody cared, he sang happy birthday to himself and fucked Jeff Gannon in the mouth.

On Sunday, the U.S. military charged a soldier for shooting an unarmed Iraqi man in February.  The soldier responded, "But those are the easiest ones to kill!"

Rapper P. Diddy is getting his own star on the Walk of Fame.  Diddy's star is described by his detractors as looking, "exactly like Sting's star.  Exactly."

A top commander in Iraq has come up with a plan for troop reductions in the next year and a half.  The plan?  Less armor.

On Saturday, JonBenet Ramsey's mother, Patsy, passed away of ovarian cancer.  Her husband, John was at her side when she died, making sure everything went according to plan this time.