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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Remembering 9/11

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Animal

1056 Jokes  34 Videos

Remembering 9/11It's a bird! It's a plane! Yup, it's a plane. Two of 'em.

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The Hillary Bill Knows...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Hillary Clinton

252 Jokes  11 Videos

The Hillary Bill Knows......Is the Hillary we wish we'd never seen.

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Rescued Haitians in Florida

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Florida

330 Jokes  2 Videos

Rescued Haitians in FloridaOne man was so happy, he started blowing everybody.

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Over and Out

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Over and OutDale's first day on the job as parking lot security didn't go so well.

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Get A Rope

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Alabama

48 Jokes

In Alabama, a body was found hanging from a tree. Next to the body was a jar of hot sauce from New York City.

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Mr. President, Who's Portrait is that Behind You?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Mr. President, Who's Portrait is that Behind You?"Five".

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Sometimes no matter how many beers you have

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

Sometimes no matter how many beers you haveShe's not going to get any prettier.

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Back Off The Wagon

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Political  

Back Off The Wagon"Once I start, I can't stop."

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Bus

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 13, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

Bus"Those niggas fell 30 feet, yo!" "I bet that shit was fun for like a second, then they was like, 'Oh shit! We're falling from a highway in a bus, son!'"

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Looking For a Job?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: News  

Looking For a Job?How about a decent comb-over?

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