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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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A Look Into What Should Have Been

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

A Look Into What Should Have BeenAll trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner!

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While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.Earl had never done so little to feel he'd actually helped.

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Ninj-lims

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 14, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

Ninj-limsNoun:
Muslim women who look like ninjas.

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God's Pee

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 14, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Religion

1037 Jokes  30 Videos

God's PeeSinners.

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You Know How I Feel About Those.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

You Know How I Feel About Those.You know, the black ones.

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R. Kelly Gives Back

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

R. Kelly

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R. Kelly has written a song about healing called, "Rise Up" for the Va. Tech massacre. The B-side will feature the less healing, "Trapped in French Class".

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The Affable Jacques Chirac

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Election

525 Jokes  20 Videos

The Affable Jacques Chirac"Stick it in here? That's what she said."

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A Coffee Cup Left by a Mourner in VT

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 20, 2007
Category: News  
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Vermont

24 Jokes

A Coffee Cup Left by a Mourner in VTWhen it's laying on the ground like that, it's litter.

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Easter Blame Game

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Easter

18 Jokes  2 Videos

Easter Blame GameA Father/Son tradition.

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Why is the Iraqi Military Losing?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Why is the Iraqi Military Losing?It's hard to drive a stick shift.

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