The Pentagon was suprised by the test and by the fact that Iran has submarines.

God is expected to choose her opponent by a wide margin.

...as part of their new "Healthy Choices" menu.

--As punishment for their depravity, they have to hold up American flag backdrop for hours.

Country music star Troy Lee Gentry was indicted for killing a tame black bear with a bow and arrow in an enclosed pen. The bear's death was videotaped, and the tape later edited so Gentry appeared to shoot the animal in a "fair chase" hunting situation.

Gentry maintained that it was self-defense, as the bear's tongue was extremely rough on his face.

Gentry, seen performing recently with his foot on a squirrel's neck

Dell has announced a recall of many of its notebook batteries due to the risk of fire and explosion. Frighteningly, these laptops will be allowed on planes while the sports drinks that many Dell customers use to douse the conflagrations will not.

According to the New York Times, some are conjecturing that steroids may have infiltrated the world of golf.

Judging by Masters champion Phil Mickelson's physique, it's more likely he's experimenting with some sort of estrogen regime.