Made employees work after hours or, as Wal-Mart calls it, "The late shift."

After six years of Bush's economic policies, bank feels time is right to open U.S. branches.

Should be effective against certain immigrants.

Former wrestling coach thought congressman was teaching the boys some new holds.

On the positive side, will soon get AARP discount.

Extra speed enables bird to evade farm's mad cows.

Opens three point lead on "Flag Burnin'" Billings.

Violates own civil rights during capture.

To lower tally, military only counting death by lightning, stingray.