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Baratunde Thurston
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Baratunde was nominated for the Bill Hicks Award for Thought Provoking Comedy, was a regional finalist in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight and is an original member of Laughing Liberally. He has appeared in media outlets such as C-SPAN, The Washington Times, public radio and Fox News Boston. He performs regularly in New York and Boston, blogs for Huffington Post and is the author of three books, the most recent of which is Thank You Congressional Pages, For Being So Damn Sexy.

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iPhone Hacked

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Cell Phone

209 Jokes  14 Videos

Researchers have proven that it’s possible to hack into an Apple iPhone over the web and take over the device. What are they going to do, call my friends? Listen to my music? Browse the web on a smaller screen and slower connection than they one they used to hack into my phone??

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Floridians Refuse to Evacuate

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Florida

330 Jokes  2 Videos

One in three residents of Southern coastal Florida said they would ignore hurricane evacuation warnings. Cool, that means we can ignore one in three cries for help.

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UK Recovers from Floods

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  

Emergency workers in England rushed to restore power to 350,000 people after the country’s worst flooding in 60 years. The English people explained, “Yo America, this is how it’s done.”

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Veteran Gets i-LIMB

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

An Iraq veteran who lost his left hand in combat was the first to show off a bionic hand known as the i-LIMB. Apple is expected to sue the maker of the i-LIMB for violating its trademark on the first person singular pronoun.

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Stock Market Down

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

The stock market dropped amid renewed fears about the collapsing mortgage industry. Wall Street is beginning to realize that homeless people don’t buy shit.

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AMEX Profits Up

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: News  

American Express profits are up 12 percent due to record cardholder spending. That’s because people are using their cards to make their mortgage payments.

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US & Iran Meet

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
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Iran

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US and Iranian ambassadors to Iraq are meeting for a second time to discuss ways to stabilize the country. Any serious disagreements will be settled with a game of Rock, Paper, IEDs.

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US & Iran Meet

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
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Iran

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US and Iranian ambassadors to Iraq are meeting for a second time to discuss ways to stabilize the country. Any serious disagreements will be settled with a game of Rock, Paper, IEDs.

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CBC-Fox News Debates

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Fox News

62 Jokes  5 Videos

Despite outcries from its constituents and the fact that five of eight democratic candidates have bailed out, the Congressional Black Caucus insists its Fox News-sponsored Democratic presidential debate will go forward in September. This is just the beginning for the CBC which has lined up a series of debate sponsors hostile to Black people including the KKK, Kool-Aid and FEMA.

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Smelly Feet

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Cop

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In Germany, a man's smelly feet so disturbed his neighbors that police raided his apartment, thinking there was a dead body inside. In addition to massive embarrassment, the man's feet are expected to provide black comedians with material for the next 10 years.

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