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Marcus Howard
Marcus Howard
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I'm a proofreader and comedy writer, but what I really want to do is nothing.

Check out the "Dear Star Savior" podcast and blog to witness some celebrity life-coaching.

Subscribe to "Dear Star Savior" on iTunes.

Go become my friend on MySpace. Then, go hunt me down on Facebook. Be my friend here, too. Think of it as a two-person three-way.

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Check out my blog to see where my head is. It will sculpt your abs.

Send me e-mail at marcushoward1@hotmail.com. Stalkers and identity thieves, consider this your birthday present.

tony (Guest) says:

funny stuff marcus !

Tom Shillue says:

good stuff Marcus- keep it up!
T

Marcus Howard says:

Thanks, bro. I'm just making my way into topical stuff, so it's good to see I haven't totally bombed.

Ray Ellin says:

congrats on having the LOL! great stuff-
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China sentences drug regulator to death

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: May 30, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

China

308 Jokes  8 Videos

China sentences drug regulator to deathA former safety chief of China’s troubled drug and food industries has been sentenced to death for accepting more than $800,000 in bribes in exchange for approval of drug and food products.

He will be executed by lethal injection or a dinner.


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Man jailed for killing boy who walked on his lawn

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: May 25, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Prison

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Man jailed for killing boy who walked on his lawnAn Ohio man was sentenced to life in prison for fatally shooting a teenager who was walking on his carefully tended lawn.

The man said he regretted the shooting, since his lawn looked better without a dead body on it.

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Pollution blamed for cancer's rise in China

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Submitted: May 20, 2007
Category: News  
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China

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Pollution blamed for cancer's rise in ChinaHealth experts have reported that worsening air and water pollution and frequent use of food additives and pesticides made cancer the top killer in China last year.

Second on the list was being born a girl.

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