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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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Movie rage By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Feb 5, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Sylvester Stallone says that his latest "Rambo" movie with its tagline, "Either live for something, die for nothing - it's your choice," is inspiring real-life opponents of the military rulers of Myanmar. As one opponent said, "Any government that allows such bad foreign movies to be distributed in its country doesn't deserve to rule." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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earnings By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Feb 4, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

To earn some extra money, I've been renting my car out to homeless people for a gallon of wine. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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let's move on By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 31, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

Australia plans to apologize to their original inhabitants Aborigines for injustices done in the past. In a formal statement, they plan to tell the Aborigines that it was "me, not you" and they hope "that we can remain friends." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Yeah! By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 30, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Tom Cruise 80 Jokes  9 Videos

Tom Cruise is set to receive Ducati's newest motorcycle, worth $72,500. Only 1,500 of the Moto GP racing replica motorcycles will be made, with his being the only one with training wheels. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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family life By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 29, 2008 Category: Weird

So one of my nieces turned thirteen last week. All of my brother's friends keep telling him that his life is going to change now that he is the parent of a teenager. I haven't noticed a change, except that now, he carries around a bat. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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car repair By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 24, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Automaker 219 Jokes  8 Videos

A friend of mine is a copier repairman who's very good with his hands. He volunteered to fix my broken down Hyundai Accent. He did a great job, he actually fixed it. The only problem is that it takes an hour for it to warm up now. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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I tried By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 22, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  31 Videos

A little girl approached me in the grocery store this weekend and asked me if I knew where her mother was. I didn't want to misguide her, but at the same time, I wanted to leave her with some hope. So I looked in her eyes and told her, "Yes, I do." And I walked away. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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questions? By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Mexico 213 Jokes  12 Videos

There's a lot of things I wonder about in life. Such as, who does the Mexican Embassy hire to mow their lawns? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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I'm sure it's around here somewhere By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

The federal government is requesting that a District Court in Vermont order a man, suspected of child pornography, to type the password into his computer that would unlock his files, despite his claim that this would constitute self-incrimination. Said the lawyer for the accused, "The government is just mad that they couldn't find the post-it note with all his passwords." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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good advice By: Tony Lombard (C) Submitted: Jan 15, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  31 Videos

A friend of mine and his wife are having a baby. He asked me for some child rearing advice. I gave him the same advice my dad gave me: Lock up the liquor cabinet. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: