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Tony Lombard
"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."
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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]
katie p. says:
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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
:) Thanks!
Katie
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Charlie Ballard says:
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Thanks for the add!
xoxo
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The Vatican has come out with a new list of its top seven deadly sins. Topping the list this week was Polluting the Environment, followed by Genetic Engineering, Being Obscenely Rich, Dealing Drugs, Abortion, Pedophilia, and Causing Social Injustice. Sins that received votes but did not make the list were Lust (2 votes), Gluttony (3 votes), and Playing for the NY Knicks (1 vote).
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A power outage in Florida knocked out electricity to 3 million residents. The outage is NOT being blamed on the heat, but is being blamed on the humidity...
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Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Jr. has convicted the TV show "The Sopranos" of spreading stereotypes by not only associating Italian-Americans to the Mafia, but New Jerseyans, too.
As an Italian-American from Chicago, I completely agree. I don't like the fact that the show associates Italian Americans to New Jersey.
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The city of Boston has come up with a novel way to solve its downtown parking problem: The police have begun ticketing motorcycles for not parking parallel to the curb in the same way that cars do.
They began this practice after receiving complaints from drivers who were knocking down the diagonally parked motorcycles while parking their own cars. Apparently, instead of ticketing the car driver for not parking properly, they are ticketing the motorcycle for saving space (and helping the environment). The city is hoping that by forcing motorcycles to take up a whole parking space (instead of the 5 or 6 that normally could diagonally park in the same spot), that they will force the private sector to pitch in and build more parking lots. At least I think that must be their strategy.
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The bad news: it looks like the country is heading for a recession. The good news: it looks like we've solved our immigration problem. Remember all those jobs that no one wanted that employers gave to illegals who sneaked across the border? We want them back!
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