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"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."

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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
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Now that was dumb

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: May 14, 2008
Category: Weird  

What do you call a narcoleptic on a diet?

A Lite sleeper

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Lest we forget

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 28, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A Swiss man made a successful 2,130 foot jump Saturday using a 1485 replica of a parachute designed by Leonardo da Vinci. He is the first person to make it safely to the ground using a da Vinci-designed parachute plan. A memorial service is set Sunday for those before him who were not so successful.

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I knew we'd find him someday

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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San Diego Padres

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Italians by the thousands are flocking to view the the remains of Padre Pio, which is on display at the Church of St. Mary of Grace in Apulia, Italy. The visitors were sent away disappointed though when DNA analysis showed that the remains belonged to Jimmy Hoffa.

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What? Monopoly?

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 16, 2008
Category: News  
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Usher

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Northwest Airlines and Delta Air Lines have announced a merger that will make the new company the world's largest airline. Analysts predict that the merger will usher in an era of further consolidation, sparking fears that Google is planning to enter the airline industry.

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I'll make up for it

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 14, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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David Ortiz

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A construction worker's attempt to jinx the New York Yankees new stadium by burying a Boston Red Sox jersey with David Ortiz's name on it was foiled when team officials removed the jersey from two feet of stadium concrete. The construction company that the worker was employed by apologized for the incident, saying, "It was definitely unprofessional work. We promise that Mr. Ortiz will be wearing the jersey the next time."

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I guess so

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Texas

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A Texas man is facing charges for selling liquor without a license after he was found peddling bottles of vodka containing dead baby rattlesnakes. Said a state of Texas spokesman, "Hey, if he had a license, it would be a totally different story, but without a license, no way we let anyone sell liquor with dead baby rattlesnakes..."

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They're at it again

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 25, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Google

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The Justice Department approved Sirius Satellite Radio's proposed buyout of rival XM Satellite Radio, despite the fears of several consumer groups and the land-based radio industry that such a merger would lead to a radio monopoly. Upon learning of the fears, Google immediately made a bid to purchase the newly merged company.

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Oh no you didn't

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Oprah Winfrey

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A woman claims in a lawsuit that she was injured dashing for a seat during a taping of Oprah Winfrey's show. The woman seeks $50,000 of damages claiming that Harpo Studios failed to control the audience after telling people to sit wherever they wanted to. Said a Harpo Studio spokesman, "It was assumed that the chair onstage was reserved for Oprah. You know Oprah's not going to let anyone take her chair."

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When too much reality is too much

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 20, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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CBS

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CBS has a new series, "Secret Talents of the Stars," that will feature well-known personalities showcasing their hidden talents. Stars include Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Mya, Joe Frazier, and hopefully a producer with a secret talent that will prevent the production of these type of shows in the future.

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Grocery Store DJ clip

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2008
Category: MP3  



Grocery Store DJ clip - that is all...

Snap, snap

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