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Tony Lombard
"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."
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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]
katie p. says:
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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
:) Thanks!
Katie
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Thanks for the add!
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