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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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I can't read that

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cop

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Police in Brazil have recovered an engraving by Pablo Picasso that was stolen from a museum in Sao Paulo. The engraving was found by a pharmacist who happened to be looking for a new picture for his apartment.

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Yahoo!

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Yahoo

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Yahoo has reached an agreement with the investor Carl Icahn that will stop him from trying to replace its board. Mr. Icahn will withdraw his attempt to take over Yahoo's Board of Directors, and in return Yahoo promised to link to his blog from their website.

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I'll take them to court

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2008
Category: News  
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Guantanamo Bay

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A former driver of Osama Bin Laden has pleaded not guilty at his war crimes trial at the US prison in Guantanamo Bay. The government had to let him go when the policeman who arrested him didn't have time to show up for the trial.

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What else can we do?

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Stephon Marbury

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The Nuggets saved themselves millions in luxury tax by trading Marcus Camby to the LA Clippers for the right to exchange second round picks in 2010. The Knicks, hoping to save similar dollars, have offered to trade Stephon Marbury to the other team with salary cap space, the Memphis Grizzlies, along with a Smart Car for each season ticket holder and a paid European vacation to all front office personal for a second round draft pick. Memphis is reportedly thinking about it.

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What does this button do?

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2008
Category: News  

A proposed US missile defense system calls for tracking radar in the Czech Republic and 10 interceptor missiles in Poland. The plan originally called for both the tracking radar and the interceptor missiles in Poland, but that deal was called off after the Polish military decided that they needed to finalize their Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time training program before they could take on the responsibility of tracking and firing missiles at the same time.

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The deal is off

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 3, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York

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Hezbollah has confirmed that the group will hand over two captured Israeli soldiers and information on a missing Israeli airman in exchange for five Lebanese prisoners in Israel. The deal was finalized after a proposed swap for future draft picks with the NY Knicks fell through because New York insisted the deal include Stephon Marbury.

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Italians never forget

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: News  

The Italian city of Florence is planning to revoke the lifetime exile "on pain of death" it imposed seven hundred years ago on Renaissance poet Dante Aleghieri for supporting the wrong political party. Critics argue that posthumously overturning his exile is a stunt to move his body back to Florence as a tourist attraction. Said a critic of the move, "Everyone knows it would take an Italian much longer than 700 years to let go of a grudge."

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no one is safe

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: News  

Plans for a state-of-the-art camera from a satellite to monitor deforestation in Africa's Congo Basin have been unveiled. The high resolution camera will provide a detailed view of the area's rate of forest cover loss. Any rate that goes above 55 miles an hour will be mailed a speeding ticket.
In addition, signs that read, "speed monitored by satellite" will be posted around the forest.

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pay back

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Automaker

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Japanese car manufacturer Honda has begun the first commercial production of a zero-emission, hydrogen fuel-cell powered vehicle. The Japanese will begin dropping them over Detroit this month resulting in the complete financial devastation of the American car company.

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Moving is never easy

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 11, 2008
Category: News  

The bad news: the deposed king of Nepal got kicked out of his palace in the capital of Kathmandu. The good news: after a careful review of the palace, the new government has decided to return to him his full deposit.

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