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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
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Keeping up with the dogs

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: May 20, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Michael Vick

100 Jokes  1 Videos

Michael Vick was let out of prison for good behavior and put under house arrest.  He will only be let out for doctor appointments, visits with his parole officer, and walking his dogs.


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here comes the judge

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

President Obama has his first opportunity to appoint someone to the Supreme Court.  Some see this as his opportunity to begin re-shaping an otherwise conservative court.  Others see this as his opportunity to appoint the bench's first African-American woman.  Though some think he could kill two birds with one stone and appoint Anita Hill, that would give the court an African-American woman AND re-shape the court by sending Judge Clarence Thomas running for the hills.


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Go Cleveland!

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 13, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Basketball

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The Cleveland Cavaliers trounced the Boston Celtics in Cleveland on Sunday to improve their home record to 39 and 1, one win shy of the NBA record.  Wow, that is quite an achievement. I can't believe that they convinced so many teams to travel to Cleveland.

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we can make this work

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Automaker

219 Jokes  8 Videos

General Motors and Segway Inc. announced this week that they are working together to develop a two-wheeled, two seat, electric vehicle that is designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive, and clean alternative to cars and trucks.  General Motors is hoping that the vehicle is the beginning of reinventing the company to begin turning a profit and pay back the government loans that have been keeping the company afloat.  There is no timetable for when the cars will become available, but the price has been set at $2 billion dollars each.


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Thinking out of the box

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 2, 2009
Category: News  

A German naturist is planning to open Germany's first hotel for nudists, where clothes are banned, in a blatant attempt to keep his customers from stealing towels.


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Best of luck to them

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Apr 1, 2009
Category: News  
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Space

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Researchers from the Italian universities of Padova and Trento have demonstrated that baby chicks can do arithmetic.  Experts say that the results prove that Italian scientists have a long way to go before they put a man on the moon.



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Isn't it ironic

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 2, 2009
Category: Political  
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Iraq

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The man known as "Chemical Ali", a former right hand man to Saddam Hussein, has been given his third death sentence. His first was last June for genocide of the Kurds, the second last December for a Shia rebellion crackdown.  Three death penalties, and he's still alive.  I guess that's one way to avoid getting killed in Iraq.


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Stop the spaceship

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Mar 1, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Space

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A Chinese lunar probe has crashed into the moon in what the government has called a "controlled" collision, which, a Chinese spokesman was quick to assert, in no way helps to support the stereotype that Asians are bad drivers.


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No, no, it's OK

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2009
Category: News  
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CIA

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Sen. Diane Feinstein said she now backs Obama's choice for CIA chief, Leon Panetta, after first voicing concerns.  The CIA, for their part, stop following her home.

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This can't be... at least not yet

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Dec 30, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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School

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A student in England was shocked to find that his online banking statement showed him to be overdrawn by almost 100 billion pounds.   The student knew immediately something was wrong as he hadn't even made his monthly student loan payment yet.


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