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Tony Lombard
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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
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Civial War Festival

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Maryland

29 Jokes

A civil war has broken out at this year's Maryland Renaissance Festival between two rival clans over succession to the kingship and the control over gate and midway receipts. Dozens of tourists have been reported injured during the fracas. A Renaissance spokesman said that the Festival will remain open during the hostilities, as non-actor's union mercenaries have been brought in from the north to provide security.

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A fantasy

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Football

1024 Jokes  10 Videos

The NFL has declared that they will suspend operations after the 2007-2008 season. Citing increased insurance costs and legal fees incurred by its players, the league has said that they will suspend operations after the end of this season. Instead, the league will be replaced by a computer program that randomly generates players statistics. Said a league spokesman, "With all the injuries and players getting in legal problems, we felt it best for the youth of America that they would be better off playing fantasy league games instead of the real thing."

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Here's your music

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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HBO

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Disney's TV film High School Musical 2 has become the most-watched program of all time on basic cable channels in the US. HBO, not to be outdone, is planning their own musical version of high school life, titled, "High School Sopranos".

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Can't take the Heat

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Miami Heat

24 Jokes

Four men charged in the robbery of Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker during a home invasion remained jailed without bond. The four men are described as Heat season t icket holders looking for payback of the 4-game sweep of the Heat in last year's playoffs.

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Judicial systems

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2007
Category: News  
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Russia

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Russia and Argentina have been named by a corruption watchdog as countries where political interference in the judicial process has risen recently, specifically citing the countries' refusal to syndicate Judge Judy...

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Inventions

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2007
Category: Political  
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Prison

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An inventor at Johns Hopkins University's Applied Physics Laboratory is proposing toothbrushes and shaving razors with altered molecular properties that prevent prison inmates from modifying them into weapons. The inventor has received calls from Lee Hamilton and James Baker inquiring whether the same technology could be used in regards to foreign policy and the Bush Adminstration...

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Happy Marriages

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2007
Category: News  
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Marriage

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The key to a happy relationship could be accepting that some miserable times are unavoidable, experts say. Therapists from California State University, Northridge and Virginia Tech say accepting these problems is better than striving for perfection. The therapists are also denying a rumor that their work received funding from the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign.

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