You can only love getting hit by a train, it cant reciprocate.

Police cited equipment failure as the cause of death. 

Dasani filters city water and uses a process to remove most of the minerals and impurities before adding its own mix of minerals.  This special process is called waiting. 

The man known for his famous mullet has actually found a worse hairstyle.

This has to be some kind of a record. 

Because soon George Bush & Isiah Thomas will each be running something.

As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news.

She also said, she knows who won't be managing her run in 2012.

No way Al Davis & Dan Snyder are both wrong.

Animals who have fallen from high places are still edible.

A couch, an armoire and a really neat magazine rack are said to be in critical condition.