Pittsburgh residents said they knew the pirates wouldn't be successful for long.

Cops commented that he stayed fresh much much longer than robbers found in Aluminum Foil.

The dog has been convicted and registered as a sex offender. Due to a restraining order the dog now resides on a billboard over 1000 feet away.

Your soul dies the minute you put pen to paper on a WalMart application. 

I recommend slow cooking and a potato of some sort on the side. 

Now its a van with ill gotten gains for the opportunistic. 

Bystanders quickly joined in hitting him, almost immediately with dressing, gravy, and jellied cranberry.

John Daly is in their new price range.

"They tried to lend money to my daddy"

They would be darted, and the microchip implanted while they are sedated.