It appears to be a hitters park at the top of the inning but a pitchers park during the bottom of the inning.

It is better to drop a gun then to shoot yourself with it.

That's a lot of those narrow striped shirts.

Mel immediately blamed the Jews.

Or.

27,361 Jewish Attorney's Volunteered To Represent Her.

Matt Jones has got to be sweating 

That's my dating pool they're ruling out. 

Street drugs vowed to try harder next year. 

My estranged wife is representing.   Trailer Trash 

Palin also warned the toddlers at her baby's daycare, " You are never too young to be inappropriately bullied by Gov Palin" 

If wanting to kill is really a crime, I'm looking at 2,786,942,765,319 years.  Adjusted for good behavior, of course.