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No matter where you are in your career, there a people that think you stink, and people that think you're amazing'. And they are both overreacting... as you become more famous... Both groups... the people that think you stink, and the people that think you're amazing... get bigger, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I was born in New Jersey. I dont speak Spanish. I dont even tan well... but I swear I'm Mexican... otherwise I wouldnt be allowed to own FunnyMexican.com

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Lehman Brothers is out of Business By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Sep 16, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Lehman Brothers 4 Jokes

Which means they are all out of a job, but need to find a way to pay their next month's bills fast.  I eagerly await the Women Of Lehman Brothers Playboy issue. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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What would you do for $10? By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jul 31, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic South Carolina 94 Jokes  1 Videos

Via Ap News Gibson Cook, 56, broke into a landfill in South Carolina, stole about $10 worth of copper, and then got stuck trying to escape under this container where he stayed for 12 hours till help came. Did he try knocking his heals together and saying "There's no place like home?" Well, considering he's crazy... I'm going to guess the answer is Yes... he probably tried that for 12 hours. The good news is that spending the night in a comfortable jail with a free breakfast was worth more than $10 anyway. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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A-Rod points out that Florida is a no fault state By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jul 31, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Alex Rodriguez 91 Jokes  1 Videos

Via People.com In the documents – expected to be filed Thursday morning – Alex Rodriguez admits the marriage is "irretrievably broken." But he points out that Florida is a "no fault state" LOL... I love "No Fault State"... it’s like the new "Open Bar"... come on in... go crazy... get into car accidents.. cheat on your wife.... we wont blame you! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jul 29, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Milwaukee 41 Jokes

Via Ap News A Milwaukee man was arrested after shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." Judging by the photo, I'm going to guess that some other things weren't working that he had to shoot... like his comb... his beard and mustache trimmer... Someone should tell him about Viagra before he shoots himself in the crotch. "It's my crotch and I can shoot it if I want to" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Amy Winehouse in the Hospital with a chest cold? By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jul 28, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Amy Winehouse 72 Jokes

Via People.com Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London Hospital on Monday, and her rep says, "Amy has been taken to the hospital. We are not releasing any other information at this time." Last month when this happened, the rep said it was a "chest infection". Hmm... remember that scene in pulp fiction where Uma Thurman had a "chest infection?".... I wonder if it's anything like that.... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Brooke Hogan says her ass is like an 'Old Car' By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jun 25, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Hulk Hogan 9 Jokes  1 Videos

Via US Magazine.com 20 year old Brooke Hogan thinks that it's perfectly ok for her 54 year old Hulk dad to rub lotion on her bare ass. "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car, He used to change my diaper!" says Brooke She loses me a little on the analogy... what else is he allowed to do with an old car? Does he look under your hood? Does he spray you down with a hose and soap? Does he leave the bar drunk and then, against his better judgment, plow you into a wall? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Michael Jackson is a clothing designer now! By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jun 24, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Michael Jackson 202 Jokes  3 Videos

Via People.com That's right! You've been asking yourself for years.... "Where can I get clothes like that!?" Well the wait is over. Michael Jackson is taking a break from singing and amusement parks and is now designing clothing. So if you have always felt that your clothes never really suited you because you are a light skinned African American with long wavy hair, and are half cyborg - half recyclable plastic... your day for fashion has arrived. Good for you! Something tells me this is going to go as well as when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball. In fact, I'm going to predict that it wont even go that well. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to baby girl... By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jun 19, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Jamie Lynn Spears 10 Jokes

...and in true white trash star fashion... the newest Spears girl made her debut with no underwear on. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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76-year-old man oldest to scale Mount Everest By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jun 6, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Playboy 67 Jokes  2 Videos

Via AP News KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) — Mountaineering officials say a 76-year-old Nepalese man has scaled Mount Everest to become the oldest person to climb the world's highest mountain. When asked if he did it to promote Global Warming like the recent New York Times Building climber, he replied, "What? Are you crazy? It's freezing up there!! I did this for my ego... and I hope all this publicity get's me some nice young tail.. and maybe an invite to the playboy mansion. Oh, and I wouldn't mind being on that new 'American Gladiators' show!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine By: Ricardo Aleman (C) Submitted: Jun 4, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cocaine 130 Jokes  2 Videos

“Jackass” Star Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession... WOW... no kidding... I knew this guy did CrAzY stuff.... but cocaine??? Really? Who saw that coming? I imagine that when Steve-O does snort cocaine, he does it in like a CrAzY way.... like threw one of those CrAzY straws... ya know?... maybe one that makes a little flute noise as the cocaine goes threw... and then once the cocaine is all snorted up... he head butts the table.. cause he's CrAzY!!! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: