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Ricardo Aleman
"I'm not trying to become famous.. I'm just trying to have a good time."
Hoboken, NJ
      
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No matter where you are in your career, there a people that think you stink, and people that think you're amazing'. And they are both overreacting... as you become more famous... Both groups... the people that think you stink, and the people that think you're amazing... get bigger, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I was born in New Jersey. I dont speak Spanish. I dont even tan well... but I swear I'm Mexican... otherwise I wouldnt be allowed to own FunnyMexican.com
Sherry Stearn says:
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Hysterical as ususal....keep the jokes coming! (:
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Josh Filipowski says:
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dude- we need some Super Mario brick options!!
Thanks, Post Production Supervisor!
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Scot Marinick says:
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Hey Ricardo. Thanks for the comment, that would have clenched the Joke. We learn from each other. Good One! Scot
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Ray Ellin says:
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wassup 90 second man
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 Every morning I get up and have to delete at least 15 junk emails on enlarging my Johnson. They have a pump, a patch, and now a cream.
So let me get this straight... I rub this cream on my penis and it gets bigger!??? I could do that with shampoo!
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A Cambodian man was arrested after injecting a woman with his own blood in a bizarre scheme to win her affections, police said Wednesday.
What ever happened to making a mix tape?
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 After a lackluster comeback performance at the VMA's, Britney Spears has gotten a lot of criticism, including people saying that she's fat. I dont know what everyone else is looking at, but she still looks pretty fine to me.
And as for her performance... frankly, I find drunk and confused hot chicks charming.
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"My boyfriend and I had been together for five years, but he always changed the subject when I brought up marriage. One night, I broke down and told him that I thought we should either get married or split up, but he didn't respond well to the ultimatum. A month or so later, we were having dinner at my favorite waterfront restaurant when we got into a huge argument. I started crying, so I grabbed his jacket and ran outside. I was standing on the dock outside wearing his jacket when he came out and asked me to give it to him. I said no, but then he reached out and started to take it off of me. For some reason, I got really pissed off and threw it as far as I could into the water. He started freaking out, and when I finally got him to calm down, he told me there'd been an engagement ring in the pocket." --Alexis, 34
WOW! Talk about a close call.... he almost married her! Good thing she demonstrated at the right moment what a whack job she is. Guys aren't always convinced that the girl they are dating is crazy. It's nice to be with a girl that reassures you that she is indeed nuts before you do anything stupid.
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Scientists have discovered that a gene called adipose determines how well your body metabolizes fat. We all have the gene, but how well it works determines whether you are obese, average, or a supermodel. Apparently, supermodels snorting coke off each other’s asses after throwing up their cheesecake have nothing to do with it.
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 The pill called "Plan B", which taken 72 hours after unprotected sex can prevent pregnancy, has been available for over-the-counter purchase for about a year now, and all national pharmacy chains now stock it. It's maker projects that sales of “Plan B” will total about $80 million for 2007, almost double the total for 2006, and up eightfold from 2004. Take into consideration however that many people still don't even know the pill is available over-the-counter.
Here is a short list of people that DID KNOW the pill was available:
Nicole Richie (now happily pregnant)
Here is a short list of people that DID NOT KNOW the pill was available:
Joel Madden (aforementioned baby's daddy who was just looking for a good time from a girl that probably told him she was on birth control, but forgot to take it the other day, and didn't think that was worth mentioning)
Here is a short list of people who are thrilled to find out about the pill:
ME!
Be safe everyone
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An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky. Willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush. Some even report having more than one sexual partner... HELLO! I don't know about you, but when I'm that old, I'll have nothing better to do than to drink and bang all sorts of bitches...
Menopause and low sperm count means nobody is getting pregnant.
Removable false teeth means the best oral ever.
Old and wrinkly means you're already "ribbed for her pleasure."
And blurred vision means everybody is look'n hot!
Sign me up for the Viagra Value Card!
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"I had just moved into my boyfriend Graham's apartment, and I was really excited to be living with him. On our first night together, I decided to catch him off guard and cook dinner in the nude. When he got home from work, he was so turned on by seeing me naked that he carried me straight to the bedroom. A little while later, we were still going at it when I smelled smoke. I realized what was happening and ran straight to the kitchen where flames were shooting out of the oven. We immediately called the fire department and started splashing the flames with bowls of water while we were both still in the buff. Luckily, we put it out before the firemen arrived, but 'The Night Nichole Almost Burned Down My Apartment' has become one of Graham's favorite stories to retell." --Nichole, 29
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Smokey the Bear says, "Always think fire safety before bangin dat ho, kids! Next time, stay in the kitchen and do her from behind so she can continue stirring the sauce."
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Nicole Richie is 4 1/2 months pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby and NOW he pops the question!? Regis had to practically pull the proposal out of him on Live! What a real ladies man. It must have just dawned on him that after all this publicity there was no chance of talking her into that abortion. Something tells me that when they get divorced (and that will happen) that he won't put up much of a custody battle.
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Don Imus has reached a settlement with CBS over his multimillion-dollar contract and is negotiating with WABC radio to resume his broadcasting career there.
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I'm not sure what the point is... he looks like he's going to be dead any day now. He reminds me of the classic Scooby Doo Ghost villain who takes off his mask and says "...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
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