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Elmo Nutcase
Elmo Nutcase
"Why me? Why is it always me?"

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 Breast Painting

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Washington
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A woman in the state of Washington makes artistic oil paintings with her breasts. In a related story, Phyllis Diller has been bragging in interviews that she also paints with her breasts and she is the highest paid "breast painter" in the U.S.
She paints the double center lines on highways.

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 Roadkill

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Nashville
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Tennessee has passed a roadkill law that makes it legal for drivers to eat anything that they run over. But those rednecks have gone too far! Too god damn far!
A Chinese restaurant in Nashville, in addition to offering "moo goo gai pan," is now offering "moo goo gai arf-arf."

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 On the Bottom

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Why me? Why is it always me? I asked this girl if she’d go to bed with me. She said, "Sure, but I want you on the bottom and me on the top." I was overjoyed and trembling with excitement.
Later, I found out she was talking about her bunk beds.

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