The St. Louis Cardinals have hired Mark McGwire as their new hitting coach. The position of strength and conditioning coach was already taken.

London Fletcher was spotted throwing up on the sidelines during the Redskins's Monday night loss to the Eagles. Probably from watching the game.

The Memphis Grizzlies have received permission to speak to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar about a position with the team: center.
 

Detroit Lions QB Matthew Stafford is expected to miss the next game. Well, he won't be there, but he won't miss it either.
 

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.

Andre Agassi has admitted he used crystal meth regularly during the 1990s. Which explains most of his outfits.

Wayne Gretzky believes that Las Vegas will have an NHL team within five years. And his wife is willing to put 10 grand on it.
 

ESPN fired Steve Phillips. But he’s already found a new job as a scout for David Letterman.
 

After losing to the Steelers, Brett Favre said he respects Pittsburgh fans. Though Pittsburgh fans wave towels, and Favre just throws them in.