Bobby Knight has declined an invitation to attend his induction into the Indiana University Hall of Fame. He became disinterested when he realized all seats for the event would be bolted down.

Philadelphia's transit union has managed to avoid a strike during the middle of the World Series. Cole Hamels also had trouble throwing strikes.

Bud Selig has promised to look into baseball's use of instant replay, claiming he's "not afraid of change." Except for his haircut.

The Kansas City Chiefs have suspended Larry Johnson for one game. Which he thinks is totally gay.
 

The Cavaliers are off to a disastrous 0-2 start. Things haven't been this bleak in Cleveland since, well, yesterday.

The Washington Redskins have banned fans from bringing signs into FedEx Field because they limit sightlines. At this point, limiting sightlines is the nicest thing the Redskins can do.
 

Sam Bradford said his decision to forgo his senior season was hardest thing he's ever had to do. Just wait until he has to sign a contract with the Buccaneers.
 

The Cleveland Cavaliers plan to save $40,000 by switching from paper Christmas cards to electronic ones. It was either that or charge Shaquille O'Neal a nickel every time he missed a free throw.

Anthony Mason owes more than $1.8 million in state and federal taxes. Mason plans to shave an apology in his hair.