The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years.

6'8" 275-lb Mike Sweetney signed a deal to play in China. Now comes the hard part: designing a plane big enough to take him there.
 

Golden State only dressed eight players in a loss to the Cavs. More players were available but none of them wanted to wear a Warriors jersey.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.

Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini has refuted claims that he overworks his team. Based on Cleveland's 1-7 record, we believe him.

Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.

Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis appears to be on the chopping block. We had no idea they made chopping blocks that big.

The Los Angeles Lakers were booed at home in a loss to the Houston Rockets. Fans were so irate that it almost sounded like a Clippers game.

The Washington Nationals are reportedly interested in outfielder Randy Winn. Or any kind of win, for that matter.
 

The New Orleans Hornets have fired head coach Byron Scott. The move has shocked many insiders since Scott was also the team's third best player.