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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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'superbad' number 1 at the box office By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 20, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Lindsay Lohan 106 Jokes  2 Videos

The movie ‘Superbad’ was number one at the box office over the weekend. It’s a heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan’s driving record. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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santana fans 17 in twins win By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 20, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Minnesota Twins 9 Jokes

Minnesota Twins pitcher, Johan Santana, struck out 17 batters in one game yesterday. 17 strikeouts in about 3 hours. That’s like me at a singles bar. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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drilling continues in utah By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Utah 42 Jokes

According to officials in Utah, rescuers trying to find six miners inside a collapsed coal mine will drill a THIRD hole in attempt to locate the men. I'll tell ya, it's always the same thing. You drill one hole, then the second hole. Then it's just a matter of time before you're drilling that third hole. It's just like sex with Paris Hilton. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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'simple life' canceled By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 11, 2007 Category: Entertainment

Here’s some terrible news. The E! Channel has canceled Paris and Nicole’s ‘The Simple Life.” You see it's tough for a reality show to go on when the warden won’t let you serve time with a film crew. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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controling the pigeon population with the pill? By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 11, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Birth Control 369 Jokes  9 Videos

Folks in California are trying to control the pigeon population by giving them birth control pills. Why would the pill work for pigeons? Hell, the pill didn’t even work for Nicole Richie. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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iraqi parliament takes summer vacation By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 9, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

The Iraqi parliament is on holiday until late September. And if anybody’s earned a four week paid summer vacation it’s the Iraqi parliament. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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'view' picks two rosie replacements By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Rosie O'Donnell 69 Jokes

Looks like The View is replacing Rosie O’Donnell with two new women. And even two hosts combined still don’t weigh as much as one Rosie O’Donnell. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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classical music fighting gang violence? By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 7, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

A city in Washington State is using classical music to chase gangs out of their city. The city is making strides, but they really hope to make an impact once the new Paris Hilton CD hits shelves. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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statue of liberty set to reopen By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 6, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Statue Of Liberty 11 Jokes

They’re thinking about reopening the Statue of Liberty. Folks haven’t gone up her in quite some time. And then there’s Paris Hilton, who folks go up all the time. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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new york city due for a hurricane By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 6, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

Experts are saying New York City is due for a major hurricane in the near future. Now if you’re a New Yorker and you want an idea of what it’s like to have your body thrown around like it would in a hurricane, just hop in a car with Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: