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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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verizon offers tv on cell By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

Verizon Wireless has announced plans to offer full-length television shows for customers to watch on their cell phone. I don’t know about this. Don’t we have a enough trouble driving while on the cell phone already? Now, soon you’ll be in the car, watching an episode of ‘Two and Half Men’ while you run over Two and Half Men. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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topless photos of putin surface By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Vladimir Putin 19 Jokes  1 Videos

Topless photos of Russian President Vladimir Putin have surfaced in Moscow. And I’ll tell ya – he didn’t look good. There was a lot of stuff hanging down. It looked like his chest had more bounce than a check signed by Kevin Federline. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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hilton's labor day plans By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Labor Day 19 Jokes  1 Videos

Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time. Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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dominican swims around manhattan - 2wice By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 27, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

A swimmer from the Dominican Republic has just swum around the island of Manhattan twice. He swam around the island twice and on his journey he encountered a school of striped bass, a blue fish and an old Donald Trump hairpiece. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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nicole wraps up 82 minutes in prison By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 27, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Prison 589 Jokes  3 Videos

Nicole paid her debt to society by serving 82 minutes in jail. It’s all part of California’s new ‘you pay what you weigh’ program. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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little league world series wraps up By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 27, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Baseball 1005 Jokes  2 Videos

Well, Georgia beat Japan in the finals of the Little League World Series. Although these kids are young, folks from Major League Baseball were there scouting out the talent – as was Michael Jackson. The Little League World Series is what Michael Jackson calls 'must see tv.' Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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nyc has litter problem By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

According to the New York Sanitation Department, the city has itself a major litter problem. But we think we have a lot of trash now, wait until the next time Britney Spears comes to town. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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new trump reality show By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Donald Trump 37 Jokes

Donald Trump is working on a new celeb reality show that could star Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. It’s going to be called Plea Deal or No Plea Deal. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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wet week By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Michael Vick 100 Jokes  1 Videos

Man was it a wet week. It was so wet this week, Michael Vick thought about drowning himself. One more. It was so wet this week, Michael Vick was electrocuting dogs just by dropping toasters out of his window. One more. This week was wetter than a dog in a Michael Vick drowning pool. Hey Vick, see ya in 2010. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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space shuttle to land today By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 21, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Space 277 Jokes  3 Videos

The space shuttle Endeavor is scheduled to touch down today. It’s arriving a day earlier than planned. The reason – the astronauts are out of booze. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: