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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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company donating computers to the third world By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 25, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Ethiopia 11 Jokes

A small computer company has formed what’s called the ‘One Laptop Per Child’ project, where if you buy one of their laptops, they will donate another laptop to a child in a developing country. That’s what children in third world countries need – laptop computers. I’m sure kids in Ethiopia will find their laptops delicious. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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fbi looked into possible kevin federline attack By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Kevin Federline 69 Jokes  3 Videos

The FBI says that earlier in the year they investigated rumors that someone put a hit on Kevin Federline. It was the first time ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘a hit’ were ever used in the same sentence. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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so hot... By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 24, 2007 Category: Sports

Hot day for the end of September. Earlier today I was sweating like a sports memorabilia collector at OJ’s place. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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iranian leader answers question on homosexuality By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 24, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Middle East 734 Jokes  5 Videos

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University today, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.” Ahmadinejad went on to say, “We don’t have any homosexuals because I killed them all.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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bush and clinton keep busy By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 6, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Bill Clinton 265 Jokes  8 Videos

It was a full weekend for both President Bush and former President Bill Clinton. George Bush touched down in Iraq, while Bill Clinton just touched a rack. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bloomberg orders flat rate for nyc cabbies By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 6, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

Mayor Bloomberg's at it again. In order to prevent a taxi cab strike, Mayor Bloomberg has announced cabbies will be charging a flat rate. So you just hop inside, then pay a flat rate. It's like sex with Paris Hilton. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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former craig lover comes forward By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 3, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Larry Craig 36 Jokes  2 Videos

A man is now claiming that he had sex with the Idaho Senator in a train station men’s room. The guy says he had sex with Craig before boarding a train. So Senator Craig was riding the train before he was riding the train. Sex in an airport men's room. Sex in a train station men's room. This guy sure does put the ho in Idaho. Snap! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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britney to loose her kids By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 3, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Britney Spears 191 Jokes  8 Videos

According to an unscheduled court hearing, Britney Spears might loose her kids. Britney's been too scared to even go to any of these hearings. She's scared and she's yellow. She's almost as yellow as her kids' teeth. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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california's 911 consistently jammed By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 3, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic California 526 Jokes  18 Videos

California’s 911 system is in trouble. They’re being swamped with multiple callers using cell phones to report the same accident. So officials are now instructing people to designate just one person to call 911 when Lindsay crashes a car. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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58 illegals caught in texas By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 31, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Texas 289 Jokes  4 Videos

Fifty-eight illegal immigrants were found in a house in Texas. Now what were Brad and Angelina’s kids doing in Texas? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: