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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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so cold...

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
Category: Sports  

so cold...So cold out today, people were hanging out with OJ just because he was packing heat.

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spitzer pulls the plug

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
Category: Political  
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Eliot Spitzer

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New York Governor Spitzer has pulled the plug on his plan for allowing illegal immigrants to have driver’s licenses.

So good luck getting a cab this weekend.

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beat the what?

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
Category: Political  
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John McCain

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At a public forum yesterday, John McCain was asked, “How do we beat the bitch?” –

To which Rudy Giuliani said, “Hey don't bring my ex-wife into this!"

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free tacos

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Taco Bell

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Taco Bell ran a promotion last week where everyone received one free taco.

To which Kevin Federline said, “When you work there you get one free taco EVERYDAY.

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dog costumes

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Animal

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A popular trend this year for Halloween was to dress your dog in a costume.

Michael Vick dressed his dog as Frankenstein. He yelled, "It's alive. It's alive," and then electrocuted it.

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management team leaves britney

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Britney Spears

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Britney Spears’ management has announced they’ve dropped her as a client. They’re leaving Britney Spears.

And not to be outdone Britney countered by leaving her kids at a Wal-Mart.

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on this day in 1775...

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2007
Category: News  
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Prison

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on this day in 1775...On this day in 1775, the British captured Continental Army Colonel Ethan Allen.

Ethan Allen was charged with treason and imprisoned, but the real punishment was his name forever being linked to a company that specializes in cheap nightstands.

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die hard director serving time

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Bruce Willis

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die hard director serving timeThe guy who directed the ‘Die Hard’ movies and ‘The Hunt for the Red October’ has been jailed for lying to the FBI.

The director says the only crime he committed was thinking Bruce Willis could act.

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monster denies homesexuality in iran

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 25, 2007
Category: Political  
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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monster denies homesexuality in iranIranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University yesterday, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.”

Idaho Senator Larry Craig countered saying, “There are homosexuals in Iran, and I’ve gone to the restroom with at least 8 of them.”

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oj's girlfriend supportive

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 25, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

OJ Simpson

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oj's girlfriend supportiveOJ Simpson’s girlfriend has been telling reporters she is standing behind her man. She’s standing behind OJ.

Which makes sense because if she was standing in front of OJ she wouldn’t see that knife coming at her.

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