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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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MY VALENTINE'S DAY By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 14, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Valentine's Day 33 Jokes  2 Videos

I had a pretty good Valentine’s Day. It was the first Valentine’s Day in years where end of the night, I didn’t have to yell at my date, “Hey, don’t taser me, bro!” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTS By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dolly Parton 12 Jokes  1 Videos

Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts. You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTS By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dolly Parton 12 Jokes  1 Videos

Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour. She’s blaming it on back problems caused by her breasts. Well, Dolly, if you need somebody to help hold ‘em up…I hear Ashton Kutcher likes older women. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Super Bowl 91 Jokes  1 Videos

The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl. I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done. Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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SUPER BOWL GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Super Bowl 91 Jokes  1 Videos

If the Super Bowl was anything, it was first class all the way. The stadium was magnificent. The field looked wonderful. I hear the food was great. And the restrooms, according to Senator Larry Craig, fabulous. The Senator said the acoustics were so grand you could tap and get a guy's attention from five stalls away. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Deleware River Crossing Re-Enactment Fails By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Dec 27, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Delaware 12 Jokes

Some Revolutionary War re-enactors spent Christmas day trying to cross the Delaware from New Jersey to Pennsylvania just as George Washington did some 200 years ago. But strong currents made it impossible to cross and forced them back to New Jersey. The re-enactors were pretty disappointed, not about failing to cross the river, but disappointed about going back to New Jersey. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hil Upset with New Polls By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Dec 16, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

Hilary’s upset about going down in the polls. But today Paris Hilton gave her a confidence boost saying, “There’s nothing wrong with going down!” Zip! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Anderson: Nothing in Common with Mars, Inc. By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Dec 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Pamela Anderson 44 Jokes

Pamela Anderson condemned Mars, Inc. today, saying she has nothing in common with any company that mistreats animals. But went on to say, the only thing she has in common with Mars is that her chest is almost as big as the planet Mars. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Anderson Calls for Boycot of Mars, Inc. By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Dec 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Pamela Anderson 44 Jokes

Pamela Anderson is calling for a boycott of all chocolate made by Mars Incorporated due claims the company mistreats animals. Mars was thinking about sending a ton of chocolate to Anderson to take care of the situation, but then remembered they were dealing with Pam Anderson, not Louie Anderson. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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strike By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Nov 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Christmas 198 Jokes  13 Videos

With this strike going on, the movie industry is really going to take a hit come next Christmas. It’s possible there could be no holiday movies next year. Can you imagine? No Fred Clause 2. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: