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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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Obama Critical of Hillary's Experience By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 7, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 884 Jokes  28 Videos

Following the primaries in Texas and Ohio, Barack Obama criticized Hillary over health care, trade policies and experience. Yet, former President Bill Clinton came to his wife’s defense saying, “Hillary has plenty of experience – just not between the bed sheets.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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McCain: Country Would Prefer a Christian President By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 7, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic John McCain 238 Jokes  12 Videos

John McCain is in hot water this week after an interview was released were he said he would prefer a Christian president. After reading the interview a confused President Bush said he too likes a Christian president, but would prefer a Jim, William or Greg president. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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NYPD Monitoring Craig's List By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 7, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Larry Craig 36 Jokes  2 Videos

The NYPD are monitoring the website Craig’s List because it’s believed to be used to organize an online gay prostitution ring. The website has become even more suspect after today it was announced the full name of the website is actually SENATOR Craig’s List. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Cell Phone Usage Linked to Lower Sperm Count By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 7, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

A new study suggests that men who talk on cell phones for more than 4 hours a day have lower sperm counts. The study also suggests George Foreman has NEVER EVER used a cell phone. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Anderson Files Papers Against Saolomon By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 4, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Pamela Anderson 44 Jokes

Pamela Anderson on Tuesday filed papers to have her marriage to Rick Salomon annulled, citing fraud on the part of Salomon. Stay tuned to see who wins custody of the double wide! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Mayor Removed From Office Due to MySpace Photos By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 4, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic MySpace 129 Jokes  9 Videos

Thw mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was removed from office after an old picture of her posing in a bra and panties, was posted on MySpace. Just as damaging – an old picture of her on J-Date, posing in a torah and panties. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Mayor Wants Police Deputized By US Immigration By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 4, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Immigration 49 Jokes  1 Videos

There’s a mayor in New Jersey who wants his police officers deputized by US Immigration officials so they can deport illegal aliens. It’s all apart of the mayor’s plan to rid the country of Brad and Angelina’s kids. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Shooting at a Wendy's By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 4, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Wendy's 11 Jokes

Yesterday, a Wendy’s manager was shot after he refused to give a customer more than three packets of chili sauce. A police officer on the scene told reporters, “Let this be a lesson to all of us. You don’t stand between Dick Cheney and his chili sauce.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Brooklyn Rewards Students With Free Cell Phones By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades. One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Italy Bans Men From Touching Genitals In Public By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

Italy’s highest court ruled this week that men may not touch their genitals in public. But women go right ahead… Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: