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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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so cold... By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 10, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Al Gore 58 Jokes

It was so cold out today, Al Gore admitted he was drinking when he made 'An Inconvient Truth.' Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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nicole ritchie By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 10, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

Did you hear about that Nicole Ritchie DUI? Well, they're saying she was arrested without incident, and was cooperative with police. In fact, I heard Police didn't even have to open up the jail cell for her, Nicole just slid right through the bars. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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so cold... By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Space 277 Jokes  3 Videos

It was so cold out today, that the crazy, psycho astronaut lady, was caught wearing a wig, a trench coat, and two adult diapers. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Pelosi and her jet By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Nancy Pelosi 46 Jokes

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi found out today that despite her petitioning, the Pentagon would not be able to offer her a bigger private jet because they simply don't have enough planes – And said they'd love to offer her the old Bill Clinton jet, but unfortunately Hooters Air is no longer in business. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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hollywood By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Hollywood 175 Jokes  8 Videos

People have started to tell me that I'm beginning to loose touch with young Hollywood, and so I've decided to start being a little more L.A., a little more Hollywood, in fact starting today, I am no longer wearing panties. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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the amazing race By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic CBS 121 Jokes  6 Videos

Did you see The Amazing Race last night? Oh, no, not the reality show on CBS. I meant the stampede of people running to the nearest hospital after eating at the Olive Garden. Yes, it was quite a race. Some guy from Nigeria won. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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farve is back for one more season By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Brett Favre 77 Jokes

Brett Farve announced last week that he will be returning for his 17th NFL season. And just to give you an idea of how much the country has changed since Farve came into the league – In 1990, Bush was President, Clinton was getting ready to run for office, we were at war in Iraq…Actually, nothing's really changed at all. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Foley By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

In a report released yesterday, the Justice Department says the FBI should have acted when they first learned that former Congressman Marc Foley was sending inappropriate E-mails to congressional pages. The report says the FBI should have stepped in way before President Bush's 'No Child Left Behind Act' was countered with Marc Foley's own 'No Child's Behind Left Alone Act.' Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Crazy ASS ASStronaut By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

NASA is saying that this crazy, psycho astronaut lady was very stressed out from her job, but also from raising her kids. And how could she not be stressed out? I mean, honest to God, have you ever tried to change your kid's diaper and your own diaper at the same time? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Gay in the NBA By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Gay and Lesbian 503 Jokes  23 Videos

Have you heard about this former pro basketball player who's coming out with a new tell-all book about gays in the NBA. The book reflects on what it was like being gay in the NBA, and also offers new meaning to the term 'taking the ball to the hole.' Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: