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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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'Danny Boy' Banned By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 23, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

The owner of Foley’s Pub in New York City is banning the Song “Danny Boy” for the entire month of March because it is overplayed and depressing. In the meantime, ‘G7’ on the pub’s jukebox has been replaced with the far less depressing – Rage Against the Machine’s ‘Bullet in the Head.’ Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Totally Not Made Up Quote of the Day By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!" - Governor Eliot Spitzer Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Prostitute Charged Spitzer 5K an Hour By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

This high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour. And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Spitzer To Step Down Monday By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion. But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Spitzer's Agenda Comes Into Focus By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

I think I’ve got this Elliot Spitzer thing all figured out. During this past year Governor Spitzer tried to pass a law allowing illegal immigrants to have a driver’s license. Makes sense to me. How else were these hookers getting to the Governor’s mansion? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Prostitute Charged Spitzer 5K an Hour By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

Five thousand bucks an hour? Here would have been a better deal for the Governor. You pay FIVE bucks, and you get screwed for TWO hours. You go rent a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Jackass Star Steve-O Arrested By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

Steve-O from Jackass was arrested Monday for vandalism and possession of a controlled substance after getting into an argument with his neighbor over a fence. Steve-O is contesting the arrest asking, “How is stapling your penis to a fence -vandalism?” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Airports Trying New Security Lanes By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Airport 444 Jokes  17 Videos

The Denver and Salt Lake City airports are experimenting with special security check-point lanes, including “family” lanes, “expert” lanes and lanes for “casual” travelers. There’s even a lane for passengers who require additional time at the security checkpoint called -- “The Mr. T.” lane. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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CEO of Taco Bell Releases New Book By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Taco Bell 57 Jokes  1 Videos

The CEO of Taco Bell has just written a book based on his experience running the restaurant chain. In it the CEO explains how to man a company, and also -- how to man a toilet bowl. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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FBI: Hit Put On Kevin Federline By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Kevin Federline 69 Jokes  3 Videos

The FBI is reporting that earlier in the year they investigated rumors that someone put a hit on Kevin Federline. The FBI also reported this was the first time that ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘a hit’ were ever used in the same sentence. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: