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Denis Donohue was sentenced to a life of comedy when he was 6 years old.If it's a night at a comedy club, you're going to want Denis Donohue there. Denis hits the ground running, pulls no punches, doesn't sugarcoat, and is virtually cliche-free. Whether he's talking about being a [more]
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Think about it, it’s been fifteen years since the last good old fashioned black American riot, and I for one can’t wait for the next one. Last time, if you recall, black America banded together in violence after a L.A. County jury found the four officers involved in the beating of convicted career criminal and PCP user Rodney King not guilty. The result was one of the most entertaining three days of the early nineteen nineties. Who could forget Damian Williams pulling big rigger Reginald Denny out of his truck and smashing a piece of cynder block over his head. We were all treated to that event thanks to a spectacular birds eye view from helicopter. I still do the high step victory dance that followed whenever I complete a daunting task. Or what about the emotional heart felt plea by Mr. King himself to stop the violence where he asked the question we’re all still asking “Can’t we all just get along?” I loved every minute of that reality show and I’m waiting with baited breath for a sequel.
It didn't matter that Rodney King ran eight red-lights, doing over 120 mph through a residential area, or that the police tasered him and tried for three minutes to subdue him before the camera began rolling, or that he's been arrested eleven times since the riots. The officers beat him for one reason and one reason alone... he was black.
This will undoubtedly be the only reason if Barack Obama loses the democratic nomination or the presidential election. Forget that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama, (it doesn't really roll off anyones tongue black or white in a post 9/11 era), that he's only 46 years old, or that he's only been a senator since 2005. Not to mention that every election since the first elections in ancient Greece have had both a winner and a loser. In this scenario, the sole reason will be the color of his skin.
This time however, I don't want to simply be glued to my television as another victory dance is done around the lifeless body of a bleeding trucker. I want to help. I feel with the internet, in particular Google Maps, I could be useful to the black community in locating Korean owned businesses to be torched. I could work as a base to help those who wish to burn and destroy. All I ask is a few items in return from the looters.
(1) a Playstation 3
(2) a Nintendo Wii
(3) a PSP
(4) an iPod (the big one)
(5) a flatscreen television 42" or larger
See you in Watts,
Denny
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 Pope Benedict XVI on Saturday removed restrictions on celebrating the old Latin Mass. The decision angered Jews because the Tridentine Mass contains a prayer for their conversion.
Oh yeah, and he was also a Nazi.
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 Al Gore's son, Al Gore III, was arrested near Los Angeles after being pulled over in his Toyota Prius doing over 100 miles an hour. Arresting officers found marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma.
The former vice-president said he was troubled by the news, but is looking on the bright side, that at least his son was driving 100 mph, stoned out of his mind, in an environmentally friendly car.
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 Bill and Hillary Clinton recently bought waterfront property in the dominican republic.
The Clintons explained, Chelsea wants a little brother, and we want a shortstop.
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 Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama said publicly yesterday if he loses the election it won't be because he's black.
Obama continued, the reason will probably be because my name is BARACK OBAMA.
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In his latest public video, Osama Bin Laden denounced democracy, capitalism and global warming.
Doctors nicknamed them Iraq, FEMA, The Budget, The Environment, & The English Language.
Dr. Kevorkian was realeased from a Michigan prison Friday after serving an 8 year sentence for second degree murder. 
