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License Plates For Sex Offenders

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 3, 2007
Category: News  

Lawmakers are trying to pass a bill that requires sex offenders to have special license plates on their cars. Yea, the special license plates will read, T-E-A-C-H-E-R.

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18-Year-old For Mayor

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 3, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Indiana

77 Jokes  2 Videos

Eric Shroyer an 18-year-old from Munice, Indiana is running to be his town’s mayor. If elected, Shroyer will focus on issues such as poverty, pollution, and Madden 2007.

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Pinkett-Smith Ends Holmes-Cruise Rumor

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Submitted: May 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Tom Cruise

80 Jokes  9 Videos

Jada Pinkett Smith denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise. Smith said, “Katie is more like a hostage.”

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License Plates For Sex Offenders

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 3, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Religion

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Lawmakers are trying to pass a bill that requires sex offenders to have special license plates on their cars. This will replace the current way we identify sex offenders… as priests.

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R.Kelly's New Song

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Virginia

102 Jokes  5 Videos

R.Kelly has written a new song about healing in the aftermath of the shootings at Virginia Tech.

People can only hope the song will be as inspirational and heartfelt as R.Kelly's “Feelin’ On Yo Booty.”

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War Reaches $500 Billion

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

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The war in Iraq is set to exceed $500 billion dollars. After hearing this Randall Tobias said, “What a waste! That money could have went to my prostitutes.”

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Rosie's Replacement

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Rosie O'Donnell

69 Jokes

Sources say that Roseanne Barr is currently the top contender to take over for Rosie O’Donnell on ABC’s ‘The View’.

Which will be an easy transition for the American public cause we can still call her “fat” and “stupid.”

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Things Not To Wear In the Workplace

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2007
Category: News  
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Rosie O'Donnell

69 Jokes

Monster-dot-com took a survey on things not to wear this summer in the workplace and items that topped the list were shorts, sandals, and tank tops.

Coincidentally, these were also the same results from the poll taken of “things you never want to see Rosie O’Donnell wearing.”

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iPods Used For Cheating

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2007
Category: News  
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iPod

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Schools around the country are banning iPods cause it’s being linked to cheating. What ever happened to the old days, when you would get the answers by threatning the nearest nerd.

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"No" To Same Sex Prom Dates

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Prom

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A high school in Massachusetts is refusing to allow a female student bring another female student to the prom. The school’s reasoning is that just like any prom, girl on girl action shouldn’t happen until prom night.

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