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A study suggests that fathers who are lenient and don't lay down boundaries are more likely to have kids who are obese as opposed to fathers who are disciplinarians.
Which I guess means, Kristie Alley's father must be a pretty easy going guy.
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On Monday, President Bush hosted a formal dinner at The White House in honor of Queen Elizabeth II, but First Lady Laura Bush said she had to persuade the president to make the event white tie.
Cause you know, the president really really wanted to wear his Bugs Bunny tie.
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In sports news, 44-year-old Roger Clemens stood up during the 7th inning stretch of yesterday's New York Yankee game and announced he would be returning to the team.
Unfortunately, when the 44-year-old Clemens got up to make the announcement, he pulled a muscle and will be out for the remainder of the season.
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While campaigning in Iowa, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani said that President Bush is “A great president.” This just shows how ambitious Rudy Giuliani is, not only does he want to be the first Italian-American president, but he also wanted to be the first to use the word great while talking about the Bush Presidency.
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A Brazilian man placed an advertisement on an Internet auction site in attempt to sell his wife for $50. To which Bill Clinton said, “That's outrageous, I’m only asking for $10.”
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Spider-Man 3 is the top movie at the box office, but the reviews have so far been poor. In the third installment an alien entity turns Spider-Man’s red-and-blue suit black.
Critics were disappointed cause after two hours Spider-Man solves the problem with club soda.
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In celebrity news, Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail yesterday, but she won't begin serving her sentence until June 5th. Apparently, the judge wants all the inmates to have enough time to double-up on their Hepatitis B shot.
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A high school in Massachusetts is refusing to allow a female student bring another female student to the prom. This I don't get. The school should just be happy the student is not bringing a teacher.
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Microsoft has entered formal negotiations to acquire the Web search site Yahoo. Business analyst’s say the deal will give Microsoft a total monopoly on all nerds and virgins.
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Jada Pinkett Smith has denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise.
Yea, at least that’s what Katie told her when she was permitted to make her one phone call.
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