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Titanic Life Jacket Fetches Big Bucks

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The family of a woman who was a first class passenger on the Titanic sold the woman’s worn life jacket for $143,400 at an auction.

Afterwards, the family of the former first class passenger was called greedy when they tried auctioning off the extra six life jackets she was given.

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Mike Tyson Film In The Works

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Mike Tyson

24 Jokes

A Hollywood director is creating a documentary on Mike Tyson about how he lost his fortune and fighting legacy. So lookout for the title “Crazy Moron” coming to a video store near you.

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Miami Drivers Are Impolite

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 15, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Miami

112 Jokes  6 Videos

According to a survey, Miami has the rudest drivers in the United States. As a result, Miami will change it's nickname from Vice City to “Watch where you’re going a-hole!”

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McDonalds To Introduce Low-Fat Happy Meal

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Submitted: May 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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McDonald's

83 Jokes  1 Videos

McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.

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Law & Order To Leave NBC

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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NBC

180 Jokes  31 Videos

Some entertainment news- The crime drama Law & Order may be leaving NBC. Yea apparently, NBC is yet to meet the shows demand of having 10 spin-offs.

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Milwaukee Brewers Have Anus Awareness Day

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 10, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Milwaukee Brewers

33 Jokes

Last night the Milwaukee Brewers offered fans a free rectal exam. So if you were watching, it wasn't that those fans were interested in the game, they just weren't able to sit down.

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Solar Power Boat Arrives In NYC

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: News  
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New York City

332 Jokes  42 Videos

A solar powered sailboat set a record after 5 men traveled 7,000 miles from Switzerland to New York City- taking almost 7 months. So far the only ones unimpressed with the record are Cuban refugees, who swim that distance daily.

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Terrorists Stoop To All-Time-Low

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Osama Bin Laden

152 Jokes  7 Videos

Terrorists in Palestine are using a Mickey Mouse look-alike on Hamas TV to teach children about hating America.

After hearing this President Bush said, he is deeply saddened to learn that a family member of Mickey Mouse has ties to Al Qaeda.

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Man Arrested During Road Test

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Cop

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In Berlin, police arrested a German man cause he took his driving test while being three times over the legal alcohol limit. Which has many people asking, when will David Hasselhoff pull it together?

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Fans Try To Keep Paris Free

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Paris Hilton

250 Jokes  10 Videos

Paris Hilton has asked fans to sign a petition to keep her out of jail. However, Legal experts say the two signatures won’t make a difference.

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