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Gay Bar To Only Serve Gays

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

A gay bar in Australia is banning service to Heterosexual customers. Yea, the pub made their point clear when they got rid of the mechanical bull and replaced it with mechanical Dan.

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NBC To Give Rosie Two New Shows

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

NBC

181 Jokes  31 Videos

It has been reported that NBC is in talks with Rosie O’Donnell to host two new shows for the network.

Originally, NBC was looking for Rosie to host one show, but realized she’s so big she’ll overlap onto another set.

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Duke Loses In Lax Final

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 30, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Basketball

780 Jokes  4 Videos

In sports, the Duke lacrosse team made it to the NCAA Championship Game, but lost to John Hopkins. I thought this was nice though, after the game as a show of sportsmanship the Duke team gave the John Hopkins players the number to a great stripper.

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British Airway's Has A New Rule

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 30, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Staff for British Airway’s will no longer be aloud to microwave curry after it exploded during a flight. Which makes this the first report of curry exploding, before it was digested.

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Gay Bar Says No To Hetero's

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2007
Category: News  
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Bar

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A gay bar in Australia is banning heterosexual customers. Yea, their main plan to keep heterosexuals out... is by placing the word gay in front of the word bar.

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Crazy Old Man

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Submitted: May 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cop

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In Poland, an 80-year-old man was arrested for being drunk after he crashed his bicycle into a police car. Fortunately for the 80 year-old, the padding in his Depends broke his fall.

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Britney Flips Out Again

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Submitted: May 20, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Britney Spears

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While her United Airlines flight sat on the tarmac, Britney Spears threw a tantrum after realizing the plane didn’t have leather seats. Even worse, Spears also complained the flight didn't have a big enough overhead compartment to store her two kids.

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Woman Arrested For Shipping Drugs

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Submitted: May 20, 2007
Category: News  
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Cop

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A woman from the outskirts of Afghanistan was arrested after she tried shipping a refrigerator full of drugs. Authorities became suspicious when they opened the refrigerator and saw Bobby Brown inside.

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Lindsay Lohan A Thief

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 18, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan

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Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.

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Woman Has Horn Growth

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Submitted: May 18, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

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In an odd bit of news, a woman in China has a 5-inch horn growing out of her forehead. When hearing this story Bill Clinton said he was suprised cause he thought Hillary was the only one who could grow horns out of her head.

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