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A gay bar in Australia is banning service to Heterosexual customers. Yea, the pub made their point clear when they got rid of the mechanical bull and replaced it with mechanical Dan.
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It has been reported that NBC is in talks with Rosie O’Donnell to host two new shows for the network.
Originally, NBC was looking for Rosie to host one show, but realized she’s so big she’ll overlap onto another set.
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In sports, the Duke lacrosse team made it to the NCAA Championship Game, but lost to John Hopkins. I thought this was nice though, after the game as a show of sportsmanship the Duke team gave the John Hopkins players the number to a great stripper.
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Staff for British Airway’s will no longer be aloud to microwave curry after it exploded during a flight. Which makes this the first report of curry exploding, before it was digested.
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A gay bar in Australia is banning heterosexual customers. Yea, their main plan to keep heterosexuals out... is by placing the word gay in front of the word bar.
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In Poland, an 80-year-old man was arrested for being drunk after he crashed his bicycle into a police car. Fortunately for the 80 year-old, the padding in his Depends broke his fall.
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While her United Airlines flight sat on the tarmac, Britney Spears threw a tantrum after realizing the plane didn’t have leather seats. Even worse, Spears also complained the flight didn't have a big enough overhead compartment to store her two kids.
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A woman from the outskirts of Afghanistan was arrested after she tried shipping a refrigerator full of drugs. Authorities became suspicious when they opened the refrigerator and saw Bobby Brown inside.
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Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.
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In an odd bit of news, a woman in China has a 5-inch horn growing out of her forehead. When hearing this story Bill Clinton said he was suprised cause he thought Hillary was the only one who could grow horns out of her head.
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