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New York City revised its noise code adding new regulations to quiet things like construction work, barking dogs, and barroom music. All in effort to one day hear the crystal clear sound of a gunshot.
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An Ecuadorian airline will treat passengers to a lingerie show to take their minds off the fear of flying. Soon though passenger’s fears will re-emerge when they look out the window and realize “Holy crap, I’m flying on an Ecuadorian Airline.”
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Ridley Scott is set to direct a movie based off the Monopoly board game. And Scott said, “Just like the board game, the person who’s the biggest bitch would get stuck being the thimble.”
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Ridley Scott is set to direct a movie based off the monopoly board game. And just like playing the game, if you see the film, it's cause you had nothing better to do.
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As a result of a state appeals court ruling that renders women the same right as men to take off their shirt, New York City will pay a woman $29,000 after she was arrested for going topless.
To make sure this liberty is not violated again, men are urging women everywhere to protest.
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In Beijing, China two officials were jailed for letting a blind contractor build a bridge, which collapsed during construction. The two officials have since accepted responsibility, but feel some blame should go to the seeing-eye dog.
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Here is the latest on Paris Hilton. While in prison, Paris Hilton made a collect phone call to Barbara Walters and during the conversation told Walters that, “God has given her a new chance.” Paris didn't say what she did to get this "new chance," but in a related story, God has a cold sore.
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Yesterday, the NHL’s Anaheim Ducks won The Stanley Cup and Snoop Dogg was in attendance. However, its unknown if Snoop Dogg was there to cheer on the Ducks or steal there really nice pimp cup.
Ducks players celebrated their victory by going out to a club where they received preferential treatment. In fact, after telling the bouncers at the club they're NHL players, they only had to wait in line for 20 minutes.
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Paris Hilton was released from jail today after completing only 3 days of a 23-day sentence, but she will now be on house arrest. Paris was excited about the change and said, “Finally, I can get back to enjoying a gang-bang in the comfort of my own home.”
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