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Couric Gets Violent

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2007
Category: News  
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Katie Couric

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In a recent interview with New York Magazine Katie Couric admitted to slapping around a CBS news editor for inserting a word she disliked into a script. Couric has since apologized and plans on settling any further problems in the Octagon.

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New York-New York

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New York

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A gunman opened fire on people Friday morning in the New York- New York casino in Las Vegas. After being shot one victim said, "Wow! The hotel really gives an authentic New York experience."

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Boy Band Creator Indicted

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Lou Pearlman the creator of the Backstreet Boys and ‘N Sync was indicted Wednesday on charges he defrauded a bank. Bank fraud carries a maximum sentence of 30-years, but being the creator of two-boy bands gets you the chair.

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The Queen

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2007
Category: News  

Queen Elizabeth II reportedly asked the British government for additional money on top of the $30 million she annually receives, to repair Buckingham Palace. The Queen pointed out $30 million isn’t even enough to cover the repairs on Camilla’s face.

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North Korea

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2007
Category: News  
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North Korea

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The White House on Wednesday confirmed that North Korea test-fired three short-range missiles, but downplayed them as not threatening. The White House then added, except if you’re within a 50-mile radius then pee in your pants.

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Britney Tries New Look

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Britney Spears

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According to Australia’s NW magazine Britney Spears is trying to look more like Katie Holmes. Britney even went so far as to ask Katie, “What stylist does your vagina?”

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CIA Releases Secret Documents

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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CIA

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CIA Director Michael Hayden declassified hundreds of pages of secret records on Tuesday, making public 25 years of illegal abuses. When asked why, Hayden said, “we needed space for new lies.”

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Bon Jovi Tops Billboards

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Jon Bon Jovi

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For the first time since 1988 Bon Jovi has the number one album in the country. Undisputable proof that even though a lot has changed in the last 19 years, people still listen to crap.

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Montoya Wins NASCAR Race

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Car Racing

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Last Weekend Columbian racecar driver Juan Pablo Montoya finished first at the Toyota/Save Mart 350 in California. Coming in a distant second, the Senate immigration bill.

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Nike Says No To Humane Society

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2007
Category: News  
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Michael Vick

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Nike declined a request from the Human Society this week to cut ties with NFL quarterback Michael Vick over his connection to dog fighting. The refusal came straight from Nike’s top brass at its Filipino sweatshop.

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