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So hot today...

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Space

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Boy it was hot today. It was so hot, NASA astronauts said they couldn’t finish their Long Island Ice Tea’s before the ice melted.

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Ritchie Gets Jail Time

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Prison

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So as you may of heard, Nicole Ritchie has been sentenced to 90 hours in jail, or as she calls it, the time between meals.

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I Know Who Killed Me

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan’s new movie came out this weekend called, “I Know Who Killed Me.” Although, Lindsay says she wants the title changed to, “I Know Who Killed Me, It Was The Black Kid.”

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Drunk Astronauts

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Bar

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There’s a big controversy at NASA. Apparently, there’s been some heavy drinking going on. In fact, things have gotten so out of control that today, Lindsay Lohan chased her assistant around Santa Monica in a Spaceship.

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Keith Richards' Book

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Keith Richards

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Publishers are in a bidding war for the rights to Keith Richards’ autobiography. The memoirs will give a detailed account of everything in Richards’ life from the Rolling Stones, to his drug addiction, to getting up and urinating three times in the middle of the night.

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Lemonade Stand Robbery

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: News  
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Wisconsin

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Police in Wisconsin have apprehended two thieves in connection with the robbery of an 11-year-old boy’s lemonade stand. Which begs to ask the question, how is robbing a lemonade stand a two-man job?

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More Lohan

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Lindsay Lohan

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Here is the latest on Lindsay Lohan-- In an attempt to prove her innocence Lindsay Lohan emailed Access Hollywood's Billy Bush, and said that the cocaine found by police wasn't hers.

Lindsay then added, "Actually, it's my drug dealer's."

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Lohan Arrested Again

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan

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Police arrested Lindsay Lohan last night on charges of drunk driving and cocaine possession. On the bright side, you can tell Lindsay’s rehab stint helped her cause during this arrest she was a little less drunk and had a little less cocaine on her.

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Music Star's New Eatery

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 22, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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New York City

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MTV has reported that pop star Justin Timberlake is opening a restaurant in New York City. Timberlake is optimistic and says his restaurant will bring SexyBack to eating.

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Iraq Says No To Troop Removal

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Submitted: Jul 9, 2007
Category: News  
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Iraq

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Iraqi leaders warned Congress on Monday, not to withdraw U.S. troops too early in Iraq cause it could result in civil unrest. President Bush then told the Iraqi leaders nice work and slipped them a 20.

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