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Belichick vs. Nixon

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

New England Patriots

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Today on ESPN.com New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick was compared to former President Nixon. And it turns out just like Nixon, Belichick’s colleagues also call him, “dick.”

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Bonds Ball

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Barry Bonds

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The baseball that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron’s homerun record with, sold at an auction this weekend for over $750,000. To keep with the theme of the tarnished record the buyer paid in counterfeit twenties.

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O.J. Shmo J

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2007
Category: News  
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OJ Simpson

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O.J. Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas over the weekend on charges of armed robbery. Or as O.J. calls it, “A parking ticket.”

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Bonds Baseball Sold

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Barry Bonds

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The baseball that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron’s homerun record with- sold at an auction this weekend. The winning bidder says the ball will go great with his Floyd Landis bicycle and Ben Johnson gold medal.

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Pats Accused Of Cheating

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

New England Patriots

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The NFL's New England Patriots had a video camera confiscated during their 38-14 win against the Jets on Sunday- after a coach on their sidelines was suspected of stealing Jets play calls. The Patriots admit taping the game, but only to win America's Funniest Home Videos.

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103-year-old Training To Carry Olympic Torch

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Olympics

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A 103-year-old woman in Beijing, China is training twice a day to carry the torch in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Experts predict if the 103-year-old leaves now, by the 2008 games she should be at the end of her driveway.

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93-year-old Arrested For Drugs

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2007
Category: News  
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Cop

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Police in Durham, North Carolina arrested a 93-year-old man for possession of cocaine. When police checked the 93-old man's pants they found a white powder, and a brown liquid.

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Comeback For Gwyneth

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow announced she is getting back into making movies after taking a break to raise her children, Apple who’s 3, and Moses who's 1. Paltrow spoke like a true Hollywood parent saying, “Finally, they’re old enough to raise themselves.”

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World Record Holder Dead

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: News  

A Labrador retriever who set two world records for jumping more than 25 feet off docks, died last week after being hit by a car. On the bright side, the Lab set a new world record for being dragged 25 feet.

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Stevie

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Aug 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Denver

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Stevie Wonder will launch his first U.S. tour in more than 20 years in San Diego. Actually--The tour was supposed to kickoff in Denver, but Stevie got on a flight to San Diego.

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