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Jennifer Dziura is a New York-based comedian best known for orchestrating the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, a real spelling bee for adults featured in the New York Times and on NPR, TimeOut New York cable, and Good Morning America. Jennifer appears regularly at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn and has performed at NYU, Columbia University, Bowling Green University, Ft. Hamilton Army Base, and comedy clubs from Boise to Memphis. She has a CD available on iTunes just search "jennifer dziura", jokes [more]

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MLK Day By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 15, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Virginia 101 Jokes  5 Videos

January 15th has been Martin Luther King, Jr. Day every year since 1983 -- except in Virginia. There, until the year 2000, Virginians celebrated "Lee-Jackson-King Day," because apparently adding the names of Confederate generals to King's holiday made the day more acceptable to absolute assholes.   Notably, during this same 1983-2000 period, Virginians also let Jews out of work for Yom Kippur-Arafat's birthday-Mein Kampf book club day.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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"Surely, my dear Watson, this rifle is the key to our mystery!" By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 3, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Saddam Hussein 42 Jokes

I cannot help but notice that this MSNBC article entitled Sympathy for the dictator? is accompanied by a photo of Saddam dressed as a British detective. Ever notice that "Sherlock Holmes" and "Saddam Hussein" have the same initials? And have you ever seen them both in the same place? Now that "Saddam" has been hanged, I wouldn't be surprised if London saw an upswing in mistaken identities and outright letter-purloining.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Arnold Schwarzenegger By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 2, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Arnold Schwarzenegger 39 Jokes  3 Videos

California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fractured his right femur while skiing with his family this weekend in Idho. Onlookers noted that the crying scene that followed was some of the most laughable acting they had ever seen.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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mailcious castration By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 2, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic North Carolina 88 Jokes  2 Videos

In Lillington, NC, a woman was charged with malicious castration for grabbing a man's genitals during a Christmas party fight. This was upgraded from a charge of "benevolent castration" once police realized ... there is no such thing.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Foxy Brown By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 2, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

Hip-hop star Foxy Brown, who recently assaulted two women at a nail salon, is furious the media only reports her misdemeanors. "You never read about the wonderful things I'm doing,” said Brown. “How I pick up groceries for an old lady. I adopted two crack babies.” Social services clarifies that, actually, Brown adopted two babies, who have since become addicted to crack.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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look, if EVERYONE responsible for the deaths of 148 Shiites in 1982 were hanged, who among us would remain? really. By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 30, 2006 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Saddam Hussein 42 Jokes

Saddam has just been hanged. MSNBC reports that the complete execution is unlikely to be aired on US television. The sound you now hear is the sound of a thousand garage bands quickly changing the names of their new videos to "Saddam's Execution" and uploading them to YouTube. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Trump and Tara Conner By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Donald Trump 37 Jokes

Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman. Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid hypocrisy, he would also have to fire his 28-years-younger wife Melania for fucking a hideous old man for money.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Zyprexa By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Weight Loss 240 Jokes  3 Videos

Pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly has been accused of hiding the side effects of the schizophrenia-treating drug Zyprexa. The evil side effects? Weight gain. That's how much we hate fat people in this country -- we don't mind if they have multiple personalities, as long as all of them can stay a size 4.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Rocky Balboa By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

A sixty-year-old Sylvester Stallone stars in "Rocky Balboa", the sixth movie in the series. In this atmosphere of sequels to long-resting franchises, moviegoers can also look forward to "Die Hard IV: Dying of Prostate Cancer," and "Ghostbusters 3," in which the aging Ghostbusters return to Manhattan, only to discover that gentrification has pushed all the supernatural phenomena to Astoria.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Matt Damon on Iraq By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Matt Damon 11 Jokes  4 Videos

Matt Damon, appearing on MSNBC's "Hardball with Chris Matthews," said that "if you're gonna send people to war ... then that needs to be shared by everybody, you know, and if the president has daughters who are of age then maybe they should go too." The Army's head of recruitment said he'd be happy to take Barbara and Jenna, as he has noticed that U.S. foreign policy improves markedly on "Take Our Daughters to Work Day."   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: