Gerald R. Ford Jr., the 38th president of the United States died yesterday. Chevy Chase is officially irrelevant.

A 15-year-old boy has been sentenced to four years in a juvenile treatment program after deputies stopped him driving a stolen bus along a public transit route, picking up passengers and collecting fares. Because he was so timely, he was sentenced for making the other drivers look bad.

Making a movie in which evil teddy bears attack a teacher got two budding filmmakers expelled from their high school. Couldn't have been any worse than 'Hostel.'

Breaking into a home apparently creates an appetite. The burglar who broke into David Palmer's house in this northeast Ohio town over the weekend took coins, a camera and other items and then stopped to make a sandwich, investigators say. I'd stop too if I was robbing the President.

Comedian Gallagher, known for smashing watermelons during his performances, was accused of shoving an audience member and now faces a lawsuit. Serves the audience member right for going to a Gallagher show.