Jenna Jameson has given birth to twin boys. She was walking to Starbucks when the two fell out of her over-stretched vagina.

Bob Dylan's neighbours claim a portable toilet on the singer's property is releasing toxic fumes. Better to smell his shi**y toilet than to hear his shi**y music.

A kindergarten teacher in a Bridgeport school has been arrested for allegedly forcing a 5-year-old boy to eat his lunch from a garbage can. Parents thanked teacher for not making the child eat McDonald's.

Police found 20 grams of crack cocaine inside a bag of dog food in Auburn, Massachusetts. Coolest dog ever.

A 45-year-old man will be joining his twin brother at the state's mental hospital for the beating death of his brother's wife. He killed her for two reasons: 1) he hated her, and 2) he is a huge fan of 'Prison Break.'

Levi Johnston, the former fiance of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol says he hopes they can reconcile at some point. He cited a popular Alaska phrase: "Four words: Make up sex."

Bob Geldof has eye problems after being bitten by a spider. And ear problems after listening to 'I Don't Like Mondays.'

Anna Faris wants to do comedy for the rest of her career. Forutnately, that is only three years.

The first "corpse flower" to bloom in cultivation in New Hampshire is about to unleash its horrible odor for a second time in the town of Laconia. Fortunately, no one will be able to smell it over the natural odor of Laconia.

The Alabama Department of Transportation closed an Intersate Welcome Center until it got test results on a suspicious substance found in a soap dispenser. For the first time ever, it was actually soap.