A Massachusetts man who allegedly kidnapped a car salesman during a test drive and drove the vehicle more than 1,000 miles was in custody in Wisconsin. He was charged with 'pulling a Kramer.'

Eva Longoria Parker says she is enrolling in a master's program to learn about her Mexican roots. Lesson one, talk to the set builders on 'Desperate Housewives.'

Nearly 75 people gathered in Keene, N.H.'s Central Square at 4:20 p.m. Thursday, to protest drug laws as city councilors grapple with a resolution that would decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. Shockingly, none of the 75 had to be at work at that time.

Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary will premiere in 25 cities on Tuesday, Oct. 27. It will close on Oct. 28.

Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Gunpoint is what the man calls his geriatric boner.

Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on Interstate 20 in central Mississippi on Sunday. In all fairness, the emu was suspected of DUI and child endangerment.

Police in Philadelphia say a white officer who came to work with cornrows was ordered by a black superior to get a haircut because the braids violated department standards. The superior cited the obscure 'Bronson Arroyo Law.'

A runway at John F. Kennedy International Airport was shut down briefly Wednesday morning after at least 78 turtles emerged from a nearby bay and crawled onto the tarmac. Prior to the shutdown, all planes were diverted to the Potomac River.

A robber left his mark on a San Antonio victim by biting her left arm. Authorities will be questioning Robert Pattinson in the morning.

Tracy Letts' new play, "Superior Donuts," has found its Broadway leading man -- Michael McKean. He will open each show by yelling, "Hello Milwaukee!"